Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
and she was petting her beer can
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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