I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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