If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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