you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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