yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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