How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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