So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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