Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
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