yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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