also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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