I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Randomize
