? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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