Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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