Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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