yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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