Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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