i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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