her vagina looked like bernie madoff
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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