For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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