Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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