But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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