Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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