Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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