How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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