You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
bring money and cleavage
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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