Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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