Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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