yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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