Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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