ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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