apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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