If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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