Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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