He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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