Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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