Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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