okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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