Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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