hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Randomize
