Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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