you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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