Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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