Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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