What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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