Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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