So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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