Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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