He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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