I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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