Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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