Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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