At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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