fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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