It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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